LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE.

‘ The life of Brian’ Pythona jest swietny. Takie spojrrzenie na historie Chrystusa z zewnatrz I wysmianie niescislosci. Fantatyczny film. Kwestionuje wiare czy ja atakuje?  Nie dziwie sie, ze oburzyl wiele osob.

Python’s ‘Life of Brian’ was great. They looked on the story of Christ from outside and made fun of all inaccuracies. Fantastic film. Does it question faith or attacks it? No wonder that it outraged many.

Judith: [on Stan’s desire to be a mother] Here! I’ve got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb – which is nobody’s fault, not even the Roman’s – but that he can have the RIGHT to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother… sister, sorry.

Reg: What’s the POINT?

Francis: What?

Reg: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?

Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Ucisk I rzeczywistosc. To to samo?

Opression and reality. The same?

Coordinator: Crucifixion?

Stan: Yes

Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Jeszcze jeden. To tylko ukrzyzowanie.

One more. It's just crucifixion.

Reg: Hello, Sibling Brian.

Brian: Thank God you’ve come, Reg.

Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement: “We the People’s Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, occasion of your martyrdom…”

Brian: What?

Reg: “Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P.F.J., etc” And I’d just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you’re doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.

W imie chwaly?

In the name of glory?

Life’s piece of shit

When you look at it.

Life’s laugh and death’s a joke. It’s true.

You’ll see it’s all a show.

Keep’em laughing as you go.

You remember that the last laugh is on you.

And…

Always look on the bright side of life.

   [whistling]